Will-o-bee-o-radoe-ox-la-homa Jones' adventure

    Will-o-bee-o-radoe-ox-la-homa (Will for short) was in his foot doctor office where nobody could go without an appointment.  Before he was hired, his office stretched away into miles of Rocky Desolate.  They changed it to a normal office when he moved in.  In the attic of his office, Will regarded his invisible friend, who thumped his massive toenail in a nauseating manner.  "YIKES!" Will screamed.  "What is it?" his friend asked.  "I was disturbed when I saw my grandmother's skeleton in my attic."  Will replied to his friend.  When Will came out of the attic and into the office again, his friend was crouched down in the far corner of the room.  He was listening to the Athletes Foot Cream talk to him.  Will asked "Yo! What ya'  doin' to dat cream ointment?" His friend answered, "Talkin' to it. He has a very interesting life. Did you know that he was in the Second World War Three?"
    Will decided to give his friend a name.  He called him Suava Joe.  Suava had bad mental problems, and always talked to inanimate objects.  Suddenly, a large man bursted into the room.  Hey, yo, yo! I have here an appointment to get my foot amputated!  Will walked him to the chair, which resembled a dentist chair. He strapped the man down and proceeded to roll up his pant lag and remove his shoe and sock.  Will pulled out a bone saw from a nearby drawer and started it up.  It made a loud screeching sound.  Will then cut off the man's left foot.  The man said "Hey, Thanks! Wait… you cut off the wrong foot! Why you… low life scum… oh well, no harm done, I guess." The man hopped out of the office.  "Another job well done!" Will said. 
Suava was sitting on his computer monitor.  "Get off that! NOW!" Will shrieked.  Suava wasn't obeying him, so Will Imagined him exploding, and sure enough, he did.  Will's secretary came in and said, "What was that noise?" Will responded, "Oh, that was just my invisible friend exploding." "Oh, I see, now." She said.
    The man was crossing the street on his one remaining leg.  Will looked out the window of his office and saw him. "HEY! YOU DIDN'T PAY ME!" He screamed.  The man just waved a will.  A bus was coming at him at 200-Miles Per Hour.  "WATCH OUT!" Will yelled.  The man kept waving at Will.  The bus hit him.  He flew across the street and hit a parking meter.  He was paralyzed, so he got up and walked to the hospital.
    "Cheap Loser!" Will hollered.  Will sat down in the chair.  He had set the saw in the chair after the man left and forgot to turn it off.  Will heard a sawing sound and got up.  To his surprise, his leg was severed.  He went to pick up the saw to turn it off, but ended up cutting off both of his index fingers.  He hopped to the hospital and got a prosthetic leg and hook fingers.  On the way out, he spotted the one-footed man.  Will walked over to him and said, "I hate you, you cheapskate!"  They got into an intense argument, and they both exploded into a big bloody fight.  They fought forever, and died at the age of 29.  Will was one day away from his lifelong dream: living to the age of 30.  Nobody came to his funeral, because he didn't have any family or friends, and it took place a landfill.

THE END